August 22, 2014
10 insightful & laughable Louis C.K. quotes:
1. People say, “My phone sucks.” No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. [of course i've had moments where frustration with my cell phone got the best of me. but hearing this CK quote makes me laugh out loud. i'm so dumb. we're all so dumb. i mean really - let's all spend a minute (if you're over 28 years old) doing a sense memory recall of our lives before these wondrous devices. and go.]
2. As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich. [that's a fucking epic statement Louis. epic.]
3. It’s like when you’re talking to a girl at a bar because you’re attracted to her, the first thing you say is always gonna be dog shit. The most honest thing you could say to her is ‘I wanna fuck your face.’ That’s the most honest thing you could say. [am i the only girl on the face of this planet that wants to hear the truth? just for a second. then definitely shut it down. but one second into the mind of what a male is really thinking when he's hitting on me would be kind of amazing. see how i did that?]
4. A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart. [my guy friends sometimes talk about that "crazy ex who ripped out their heart and then hammered nails into it and then tied it to the back of a pickup truck and dragged it 10 miles. who ARE these crazy bitches and why are they ruining it for the rest of us?]
5. When you first get married, you have a relationship that’s so important to you, and you’re working on it together. But then you have a kid. And you look at your kid and you go, “Holy shit, this is my child. She has my DNA. She has my name. I would die for her.” And you look at your spouse and go, “Who the fuck are you? You’re a stranger.” [ha. we feel so connected to someone that we decide to create a whole new human being with them and then it leads to...this. can't wait.]
6. When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don’t let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else. [that's it.]
7. Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce … That would be sad. If two people were married and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times. [unbelievable as it may seem, 4 years after my separation i am still waiting for my divorce papers. there's a bottle of Dom and some foi gras in the fridge just sitting there being saved for this momentous opening of the mail. does this mean i didn't love my ex-husband? no. it means divorce is good news and we are going to celebrate. don't DM me to discuss.]
8. Everything that’s difficult you should be able to laugh about. [you just stepped in dog shit - ok that's clearly laughable. you just lost your job - ok maybe more difficult to laugh right away. but you and i both know that as soon as that better dream job rolls in you'll be cracking up over drinks with your friends and talking about how it all worked out in the end. i'm going to embrace the laughter right now.]
9. Life’s too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee. [what is with the assholes? can't they grasp the notion that kindness can not only result in getting exactly what you want, but can also change someone's day or life or heart forever? stupid, stupid assholes.]
10. I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish – that’s what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff. [i have a disease. it's a disease of needing to know. it makes me extremely happy that i now know that Louis CK has the same disease. we should be pen pals. then i'd know all is right with the world and i'd be content in my knowing that he knows exactly what i mean.]
August 13, 2014
10 things about kissing:
1. squeeze. [the tightest hug possible as your arms wrap around me and the air rushes out of me and my ribs expand grasping for room but are hesitant with the fear of cracking. the tightest fullest hug.]
2. skin. [fingers crawling up my back, gentle and soft and tentative, my skin feeling your mouth, my palms full of hair and soft ears and the skin is so hard to distinguish, boy from girl, man from woman, skin from skin.]
3. moments in between. [when you realize there's nowhere to be no one to be sounds outside that remind you of your bubble while you catch your breath for just one second and your heart races for the break to end.]
4. Q&A. [the secret silent questioning, searching, seeking for what it is you like and i like and what we could discover we like together. ah! you like biting the lower lip. i'll do that. ah! you like a push and pull. i'll do that.]
5. breath. [the moments when your lips are just far enough apart that they can still feel each other's shadow, but the breath remains intertwined and you inhale and he exhales and you find a beautiful pattern here before diving back into contact.]
6. body parts. [how every part of our face is involved in the whole process - not just lips and hair and hands - but noses and eyelashes and freckles. fingers touching faces, breath touching breath, ears being whispered. and eskimo kisses.]
7. improv. [the ease of listening. the best kind of improv. completely present, listening, feeling energy, willing to wait and ready to go and always, always saying yes.]
8. roller-coaster. [your brain on a train, speeding over hills of connection and intensity, barreling down deep into valleys of quiet and peace, up down up down, joy, thinking, silence, laugh.]
9. scents. [is that him or me or soap or rain or sweet sweat or a faint touch of something like wine or a flower or a cigarette? the intoxicating scents of skin and energy and the day past.]
10. the dance. [the way it flows like a perfect rhythmic heartbeat, from one moment into another. now we are kissing, now we are complimenting, now we are hugging, now we are giggling, now we are kissing, now we just are.]
August 2, 2014
10 characters you might see at the gym:
1. the creeper. he stands directly behind you in every class.
favorite quote: “Nice yoga pants. Have I seen you here before?” / favorite workout song: Jason Derulo – Talk Dirty.
2. the really old lady. she’s better at spin than you are.
favorite quote: “I’m going to die sitting on this bike right in the middle of class. hope you’re sick that day.” / favorite workout song: Florence + The Machine – Dog Days are Over.
3. the stuck up buff gay guy. he doesn’t speak to you, probably because of your choice of workout attire.
favorite quote: “I really love the locker rooms here.” / favorite workout song: Iggy Azalea – I’m So Fancy.
4. the guy who won’t shut up. he just keeps yapping.
favorite quote: “I’m Fred and I’ve worked out here for 11 years and I love this instructor, do you love this instructor? and I have to work out hard today because I ate a huge steak last night with my son, did you know I have a single son?” / favorite workout song: R.E.M. – It’s the End of the World.
5. the amazing, very pregnant one. she’s 8 months in, kicking ass, and takin’ names.
favorite quote: “Do you think I can still do TRX classes or is that too much for my 3rd trimester?” / favorite workout song: Apparat – Hailin From the Edge.
6. the silent yogi. little bit of a hipster with a tiny ponytail on top of his head. mean handstand.
favorite quote: “______” / favorite workout song: Joshua Radin – Brand New Day.
7. the motivator. the incredibly hot, hot, hot teacher.
favorite quote: “Let’s go people. 4 more sets. NO I’m NOT KIDDING. Go.” / favorite workout song: DJ Snake & Lil Jon – Turn Down for What.
8. the faker. you never see them doing anything except standing around talking.
favorite quote: “You want to head to the juice bar to chat and take a break?” / favorite workout song: Icone Pop – I Don’t Care, I Love It.
9. me. see archived posts for more info.
favorite quote: “yes my gym is exorbitantly overpriced but money motivates me.” / favorite workout song: Timbaland & JT – Carry Out.
10. the Biggest Winner. they need to lose over 100 pounds and are an inspiration to us all.
favorite quote: “I just wanted you to know that you are really strong and good at this class and I like standing by you. So thanks.” / favorite workout song: American Authors – Best Day of My Life.
July 14, 2014
10 fun celebrity moments in the life of me:
1. Han S. [i'm 18, fresh out of high school and fresh into Manhattan. it's already cold and a bit blustery for fall. i'm rushed and stressed ~ as usual ~ so i'm dashing down the sidewalk, 2 large textbooks in hand, looking down to prevent major eye tearing and just as i make a sharp turn onto Mercer i slam into a body. this body is large and male and bending down to help scrape me and my schoolbooks off the NYC pavement. it's Harrison Ford. he smiles and apologizes and looks at me quizzically. he is quite the gentleman. i run.]
2. The Green L. [i'm on another blind date ~ see my previous post if you'd like to know more ~ at a fantastic restaurant that's one of my favorites in Los Angeles. we have had a drink and some oysters and are finally settling into the Q&A interview session that most blind dates become when the hottest male i've ever seen in person sits next to me. it's Ryan Reynolds. i didn't even think Ryan Reynolds was attractive before this moment. i was mistaken. this restaurant is small. the tables are touching. this beautiful creature's arm is touching my arm. i have absolutely no recollection of the rest of my date. poor, poor guy.]
3. Marilyn. [so this guy i once knew once told me and a friend i still know that he was once dating a girl in a show that was once filmed in my hometown and that we should both come down to his bar and hang out with him and this girl. this is in the mid-90s by the way. we went because the girl was Michelle Williams and we were curious. she acted like we were stalkers there to abduct and kill her, she looked so thin we were afraid she'd fall off the barstool, and she was generally...not so nice. huh. years later, Blue Valentine allowed me to forgive her completely.]
4. Johnny C. [i'm sitting in a dark italian restaurant in my then neighborhood of Los Feliz when a crowd of young and boisterous men loudly make their way to the table next to me. they are laughing and attracting a lot of attention. all but one of them. it's Joaquin Phoenix. this is way before the "year i grew a really long beard and faked going crazy with Casey Affleck." this is way before Her or The Master - both of which solidified any and all love i have for this man's talent. yet, i was fascinated by the quiet one with the sunglasses who emanated some sort of alien essence that made you want to walk right up to him and touch. what a weird thing that "x" factor is.]
5. Matlock. [i was a teenager and i was ecstatic to book a scene in a Movie of the Week that was not only a few pages but with the lead actor of the film, Andy Griffith. ecstatic. over the moon. nervous. elated. after 9 hours on set with this drunk old man yelling at me that i didn't know my lines and line producers and PA's and a bunch of other amazing grips and such constantly trying to make me understand that he was just wasted and didn't know his lines and everything was going to be okay and it wasn't my fault...well, let's just say i wasn't surprised that shit hit the cutting room floor like a sack of old potatoes.]
6. M. [there's nothing like the misery of waitressing in NYC. especially at a 4 star celebrity owned restaurant. but we are not here to talk about the owner ~ i think that would push this post to the dark side. today, we are here to honor the time i served Dame Judi Dench. this is a simple one really. full of grace and style, she may be the most pleasurable customer i ever had. she made my day in a sea of horrible waitressing days. oh yeah, and the tip was great.]
7. Joey. [actual physical smash-into-one-another moment #2. i'm walking casually through a flower market in the cobblestone historic downtown area of my hometown when i turn a corner ~ again with the corners ~ and run smack into Katie Holmes. we mumble apologies, smile at each other, and move on with our respective lives. not without time for me to notice however, that a) this woman is extremely tall and i am extremely short and b) when we smiled at one another our facial expressions were like looking in a mirror. for a split second katie and i both were like...whaaaaa? i do not think i look like Katie Holmes so i don't know. it was weird and i'm sharing.]
8. Lumbergh. [there's this fundraiser i attend every year. i always go and i always have a great time, but there was this one year where a friend of mine said there was someone i should meet. next thing i know i'm chatting with Gary Cole for an hour about movie making, raising kids, golf, retirement, and god knows what else. this guy is awesome and YES it was hard to keep myself present in this conversation when all i was thinking was "mmm yeah, that'd be great... it would really, really help us out. mmm yeah.]
9. Rachel. [there's this place in West Hollywood where you can get a kick-ass margarita, have some hilarious conversations with incredibly cute gay boys, and you used to be able to smoke. this attracted many types of people including myself and my friends in our 20s. and apparently Jennifer Anniston. every Monday like clockwork we sat next to this woman who didn't wear a lot of makeup, typically had comfy cargos on, and was just an all around genuine sweet person. we drank, we smoked, we laughed, and we so wished she'd step 5 feet closer and join us. oh those Mondays.]
10. The Rage. [i'm 19 and working my second real job ever at the front desk of a small but over-priced gym in SoHo. my best friend has just started working there as well and is also sitting in this front area. my favorite gym member walks in and we greet each other warmly. as always, he asks me how i'm liking the book he lent me and i ask him something similar. he's smart and cute and quiet and a reader and he's always really, really nice to me. we're sort of friends. he walks away to go and get his workout on and my best friend then spends the next hour explaining to me that i'm a total idiot because i don't even know i'm talking to Zack de la Rocha. i had no idea who he was. no wonder he enjoyed talking to me so much.]
July 9, 2014
[Note: a few people have recently asked me why i stopped online dating about a year ago. there are several reasons - and many amazing blogs about how horrific online dating can be - so i doubt i need to go into detail. let's just make a list, shall we?]
10 terrible dates over 4 years:
1. “the one who was cheap.” [this actually seemed a normal enough date for a while - very boring but normal - until i finally gave up, quickly paid our tab and said i needed to get home. 5 minutes later, after the most consistent persuading i've ever been privy to, he convinces me to please please please please please please stay and have one more drink with him. 25 minutes, 3 more boring topics of conversation and 2 empty glasses later he stared at that check like it was Satan himself. i paid again. thanks guy - so glad i didn't go home and watch Girls.]
2. “the one who liked to bargain.” [a round of mini golf and the following scenario: he stops, mini golf club in hand, hanging in mid air as if he has some wondrous thought. i say, "what?" he says, "i just don't think i can continue playing. i can't play any longer until...well if you gave me a kiss, i could muster the courage." this was the beginning of a late night of me trying desperately to get him to finish the god damn mini golf and stop bargaining for kisses. because, i suppose i should add, these were the WORST kisses i've ever experienced in my life. they weren't even kisses. it's a total injustice to use the word kiss. triple bleh.]
3. “the one who thought he was smart.” [i actually introduced this one to my friends. this guy was always wanting to prove his intelligence but weirdly had no sense of humor. zero. he literally could not understand a knock knock joke. my friends constantly looked at him - and me - with the oddest of expressions.]
4. “the one who was gay.” [we only had one quiet lovely dinner, but sometimes you just know right away. i didn't like him because he reminded me of my best friend in NY who's a girl. he didn't like me because of some missing equipment. we parted gracefully.]
5. “the one who was silent.” [this extremely attractive fellow didn't say anything all night. we ate a meal, we went to a concert, we met up with some of his friends. honestly, not a word. well maybe 25 words but that was only after i asked questions that had to be answered. sometimes i'd ask a question and he would just ignore it. best exercise in patience ever.]
6. “the one who was an acting coach.” [he's an acting coach who travels the world and does seminars and such. but this guy with a comb-over at 31 really wanted to make it CLEAR that he didn't like to mix business with pleasure or talk about his career. we talked about him being an acting coach for 3 hours. by the end of the night i lied and told him my profile was old and hadn't been updated and i had quit acting years ago. and scene.]
7. “the one that was sad.” [after a brief hello and some drink ordering this pour soul explains to me that his mom just died, and he's desperately trying to figure out how to get out of his horrible job. a night at Laurel Hardware spent talking about his work and how stressful it is while he's continually checking his phone and talking more and more about his dead mom. i gave him an extra big hug goodnight.]
8. “the one who was sweaty.” [it's 50 something degrees in Silverlake and this one is sweating through his shirt at the bar. i'm pretty sure the shirt was supposed to be a light blue button-up but it was really....wet. so it's hard to know for sure. he went to the bathroom for 10 minutes to "fix it" after admitting "he was a little hot." he then proceeded to sweat until there was really nothing else left to talk about, so we talked about him sweating while i drank a beer like it was one enormous shot, threw my sweater back on, and called it a night.]
9. “the one who hated women.” [yes, i'd like to spend an entire dinner talking about your ex-wife and how she's nuts and wants to rob you of all of your money that you inherited when your dad died when you were 7 and how all women are crazy and horrible and monsters and how it's better just to be alone and how stupid marriage is and how all women are really just after a guy's money. YES PLEASE.]
10. “the one who hated to lose.” [not sure if i missed the memo about some competition taking place, but i spent this evening very confused about my date's responses and conversational tactics in general. i could say anything. anything at all, like "yes, i think that movie is really awesome and i especially loved the part when that kid died." his response would be " you win!" over and over. i am not sure what i won that night but clearly i came out ahead.]
**if you want to read about more terrible online dating stories, click on this link. you’ll fall in love with her. What’s In The Box?
June 30, 2014
[Note of importance: My roommate and I are a bit...behind in our conquering of this tiny little show called Game of Thrones. We are working diligently to rectify this quickly. The other evening we decided to do a quick Google search due to our impatience with a certain character. We typed 6 letters into Google and our question popped up as the 2nd possible choice. Google's algorithms fascinate me and have spurned me to make a list. Enjoy.]
5 amazing Google algorithms that have baffled myself and/or my friends:
letters typed: 6. magical telepathic answer: #2. [yes, Google, yes.]
letters typed: 4. magical telepathic answer: #4. [gotta ask when sushi is a priority.]
letters typed: 3. correct answer: #2. [sometimes you just need to make sure.]
letters typed: 11. correct answer: #1. [interesting previews lead to interesting questions.]
5 very odd Google algorithms that confound myself and/or my friends:
letters typed: 6. oddball answer: #4. [number 1 is kind of funny but number 4 means...what exactly?]
letters typed: 6. oddball answer: #4. [um...k.]
letters typed: 3. oddball answer: #3. [does Google really know?!]
letters typed: 6. oddball answer: #2. [huh, i never thought that was confusing.]
letters typed: 5. oddball answer: #3. [oh my, does Google know this too?]
June 12, 2014
5 mantras that are totally overrated.
1. Stay positive. [sometimes i hate Oprah. i remember a special she did once on being positive and i recall thinking there were several great things to take away from the episode. i believe in manifestation. i believe in keeping your thoughts and perspective light and positive because life is short. but when you tell me to "stay positive" after some psychopath killed a girl who didn't want to go to the prom with him, i might just tell Oprah she can suck it.]
2. Never give up. [huh? sometimes what we are striving toward or dealing with isn't the best thing for us and it simply takes us a little while to see it. when you realize that job or that living situation or that person isn't doing you any favors guess what you should do?]
3. Time heals all wounds. [again, some truth, okay. we've all been burned and certainly as time passes things get a bit duller - wounds seem less fresh and we move on. but some wounds are going to leave a perfect pink scar - reminding us of where we've been, who we've loved and how bumpy the journey can be. i'll show you mine if you show me yours.]
4. Tomorrow is another day. [yes, thank you, very wise, thank you. but what if i get hit by a semi tomorrow before my day even got started? just sayin.]
5. Don’t sweat the small stuff. [i sweat the small stuff. when something big happens i can be very zen and fully navigate the situation with grace. the small stuff like traffic and idiotic people and my annoying pets and my friend that totally misunderstood me and the ants that keep invading my house... these things make me sweat. and i think that makes me human.]
5 mantras that aren’t overrated.
1. Sometimes, simply by sitting, the soul collects wisdom. [the universe is sending me a sign. it's called a "you need to start fucking meditating sign." cause everywhere i go lately, it's mentioned, recommended, lectured, gently advocated - directly to me. so i started sitting. thank you universe, my soul is starting to feel better already.]
2. In order to carry a positive action we must develop a positive vision. [as my cat meows at me in his loudest most abrasive kitty voice just outside our side door RIGHT NOW, i know i must turn this vision on its head. in order to not hit said kitty i must think "thank god my cat is alive and able to meow." i think this about covers it.]
3. I will accept the things I cannot change. [i'm a go-with-the-flow kinda gal. not too controlling, willing to see another person's point of view and even more willing to adopt it if it makes sense to me. but still... so difficult to remember when something isn't going my way. a death-like grip and an insane stubbornness to try and change it might not be the answer. acceptance can be key. some things just... are.]
4. No matter what the situation, remind yourself “I have a choice.” [i had an acting coach - a good one actually - who used to always tell me my block or the issue i most had to overcome was playing the victim in my life. we all have choices. nobody wants to hear someone complain over and over about their situation and take zero action toward changing it. those people are really god damn irritating.]
5. Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted. [life is about flow. mindfulness and flow. yes, i might be meditating and i might just like it.]
November 15, 2013
10 reasons every adult should appreciate Disneyland:
1. the best people watching ever. [my friends and i often come up with a theme for the people that are trending in Disney that day. there's "are they a couple?" days, "cute or ugly kid" days, and my favorite - "mismatched body" days. that's when people look like one half of their body doesn't go with the other. better than LAX.]
2. you’re old enough and smart enough to strategize. [when i was a kid i was so excited to go on everything i remember just wanting to run from one thing to another, never thinking about lines or rest or bathroom breaks or food. 25 years later there's serious strategy to enjoying the parks. plot your fast passes, move in the opposite direction of the crowd, and drink when all else fails. it makes an adult feel quite accomplished.]
3. there’s alcohol. [California Adventure serves alcohol. too many strollers? feeling like the crowds are a bit much? make a toast at the winery and focus on the fact that you're not working.]
4. there’s food. [sure, you can still grab a corn dog or some cotton candy if that's what your heart desires, but there's also Carthay Circle. a full replica of a 1920's theater with a pristine lounge, astounding martinis, and a pretty damn great rack of lamb. this ain't your mama's theme park.]
5. it’s for every season. [there's water rides in the heat of summer, elaborate pumpkins and orange-lit trees at Halloween, and snow falling in the streets at Christmas. we may never be able to tell what season it is in Los Angeles unless we run down to Anaheim for the day.]
6. it’s a great way to spend a day off. [every time i come home from a day at Disney my feet and legs ache and i feel that wonderful exhaustion from a mixture of laughing, screaming, and endless walking. you can't get all that from the gym or the couch.]
7. screaming is cathartic. [i'm not a huge screamer, but when i do it's like driving a golf ball 300 yards. it's nearly impossible to dwell over a bad work week while you're in a swinging gondola 160 feet above water.]
8. hearing other people scream is cathartic. [one of my favorite moments is when i step into the Tower of Terror elevator and realize our car is full of people that are scared out of their minds. or have no idea what they are about to experience. when the elevator starts to shake right before it drops out from under you... and i know the people around me are going to scream bloody murder i can't help but giggle.]
9. it’s so freaking clean. [i don't know how they do it, but it's better not to question. Disneyland isn't only the happiest place on earth, it's also the cleanest. you would think a kid would barf in the street or some teenagers would take markers to the bathroom stalls... yeah, better not to question.]
10. Ryan Gosling likes it. [yeah, yeah, i hear the groans but he really does love Disneyland. just admit it; the guy's got taste in many things so we can trust him. plus i'm pretty sure he's a full-fledged adult.]
June 16, 2013
10 Things i Love About my Father
1. his corny jokes. [no one will ever be as corny as my dad. corny in the best way possible. there's a definite skill to the pun and the off-the-cuff dirty rhyme and my dad has perfected this over many years. no need to ask for it. just wait and you'll be wondering why you're laughing so hard over something so silly.]
2. his ability to be gentle. [i got a splinter a few weeks ago and my first thought was, "well that thing is going to be stuck in there until i go home for a visit." he's like a surgeon with a tweezer. it's out in 2 seconds and you never even knew it was there.]
3. his ability to do everything well. [wtf is up with this? he picks up a golf club for the first time EVER and hits straight and long. he tries a video game he's never seen before and beats you without breaking a sweat. naturally good at everything, he's always been my inspiration that we can do anything we set our minds to with grace and confidence.]
4. his unwavering support. [i honestly believe that if i woke up tomorrow and decided i wanted to be a prostitute he'd say something like, "okaayyy, that's cool. now let's talk about the positives and negatives of this profession." not literally, but close enough.]
5. his back scratches. [i learned from my father that there is no better cure for anything in the world than a great back scratch. i'm still looking for a great back scratcher in L.A. but i doubt anyone's really going to be able to measure up.]
6. his love of a good time. [some may call it knocking back a few but my dad calls it getting "double goosed." this can be a direct reference to number 1 and it's pretty awesome.]
7. his love in general. [let's face it, nobody loves you like your parents. i happen to be lucky enough to have great friends in my life whom i call family, but nothing means more than the unconditional love from my father. it's that "i'd run in front of a bus to make you smile" kind of feeling that only he can give.]
8. his sense of adventure. [getting lost in the wilderness of Costa Rica. ice fishing with hot chocolate at 5am in New Jersey. hiking until we're lost in the Blue Ridge Mountains. i've heard a few stories about some crazy times in the Virgin Islands before i was born. yeah, i'd say he's willing to jump in and soak up every minute of it.]
9. his compassion. [my father taught me how to be fair and to always try and put myself in someone else's shoes. i like to think of myself as a compassionate person and i learned by example. i may be one of the few only children in the world who tries desperately to share. but really, i mostly want to share with him.]
10. his love of being a father – to a girl. [the story goes that my father always wanted a girl and i am sure this must be true. my dad has always done everything with me from fishing to watching movies to golfing to dancing to tree hopping in Costa Rica. i've never once had the feeling that my dad would have been happier having a son and i've never been more happy to be a daughter.]
March 22, 2013
10 of my favorite people and why:
1. the way he makes me feel like i have the brother i always wanted…without the punching and the crying.
2. the way she texts me in the middle of the day at random to tell me how much she misses me.
3. the way he makes me love being a kid again while feeling protected…since the day i was born.
4. the way she always understands my thoughts completely…especially when i express them to her in the exact way they first formed in my own brain.
5. the way he makes me laugh so hard my sides feel like they’re going to rip apart and the more it hurts, the more i crave it.
6. the way her voicemail messages give me the best laugh on the worst days.
7. the way he’s always willing to listen to me, even about the same shit over and over again….and over again.
8. the way her energy calms me naturally and makes me want to stay all night.
9. the way he always makes me feel like a girl…especially during karaoke.
10. the way she saves her advice for the problems that really matter…and knows instinctively which ones those are.